What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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