What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My bed smells like the plague
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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