I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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