was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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