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Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im holly from the hills drunk
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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