I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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