i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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