Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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