I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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