So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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