it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
