come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
honey bunches of taint.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Damn victory sex feels great
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
