doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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