Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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