Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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