I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I stole a fireplace last night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Randomize
