similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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