My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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