he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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