I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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