their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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