You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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