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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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