life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Randomize
