love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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