Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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