this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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