I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
its not stalking. its research.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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