Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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