I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I wish i was in the wii world.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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