Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
