Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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