Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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