So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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