I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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