This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
