Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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