We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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