So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i out mim tonsoeep
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