we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Randomize
