I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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