At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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