But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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