we have officially lost it.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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