I think my vagina is haunted
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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