we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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