she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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