playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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