my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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