is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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